SATIRE: Relatives gather across the country to stare into screens together

Relatives countrywide gathered on Christmas to collectively stare at electronic screens together.

The Onion reports while turning on the TV, family members brought out their tablets, iPhones and laptops.

“Nothing puts me in the Christmas spirit more than sitting down on the couch with my parents and siblings, turning on the TV, and then proceeding to either look at the screen or gaze down into my glowing tablet display for hours on end,” 28-year-old Andrew McPherson told The Onion.

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