Satire: President Cruz recalls the 21-hour speech that started it all

Speaking from the Oval Office, President Ted Cruz recalled fondly the 21-hour anti-Obamacare speech in the Senate that propelled his ascent to the presidency.

Cruz went on to defeat Democratic nominee Hillary Clinton 509-29 in the 2016 Electoral College, according to The Onion.

“It was a gamble, but it paid off," Cruz told The Onion. "They did not like Obamacare in a box, with a fox, in a house or with a mouse."

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