Satire: Man who understands 8% of Obamacare vigorously defends it from man who understands 5%

As debate continues in Washington over the funding of President Barack Obama’s health care initiative, sources confirmed Thursday that a 39-year-old man who understands a total of 8 percent of the Affordable Care Act, offered a vehement defense of the legislation to a 41-year-old man, who understands 5 percent of it, The Onion reports.

During the debate, the two men used their full comprehension of the 906-page piece of legislation to relay several sentences of knowledge.

When the topic of constitutionality of the law came up, the pair only had a roughly 0.000001 percent knowledge of the matter.

Read more about the debate from The Onion.