SATIRE: Justice Jewelers unveils Diverging Diamond Necklace

Excited and mildly confused diamond shoppers are turning their heads to get a second look at the Diverging Diamond Necklace. Justice Jewelers, according to Fair City News, unveiled the looped jewelry, which pays homage to the diverging diamond interchanges found at several Springfield-area high-volume intersections.

The jewelry was designed to call upon something native to the region as its inspiration. The proliferation of the interlocked interchanges that are said to improve traffic flow was found to represent the right balance of fear and excitement the necklace is said to evoke.

Retail prices have yet to be set.  

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