SATIRE: Forbes names most punchable CEOs

With profiles of some of the most successful business leaders in America, Forbes magazine this week published its annual list of the world’s 100 Most Punchable CEOs, according to The Onion.

Topping the list for the second year in a row was Oracle CEO Larry Ellison. Others recognized with the distinction include BP’s Bob Dudley, Amazon’s Jeff Bezos, General Electric’s Jeff Immelt, AOL’s Tim Armstrong, and Rupert Murdoch of News Corp.

Those selected as the most satisfying targets for a firm kidney shot, a smack to the back of the head or a stiff jab to the mouth were chosen based on criteria such as their scope of influence, public image, annual income and general physical appearance.

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