SATIRE: Fantastic Sam's Caverns opening July 2015

Always wanted to ride in a custom Jeep Wrangler equipped with old-school barber chairs? You are in luck.

The Fantastic Sam's Caverns is set to open in July 2015 – combining Ozarkers loves of cave tours and hair cuts.

The Fair City News reports Fantastic Sam’s Caverns will offer haircuts during a 6-mile tour. For customers who prefer facials, stylists will apply real bat guano from the cave with 20 percent discounts for any customer who chooses to gather their own topicals from the cave floor.

Fantastic Caverns reps report most tours for next summer already are sold out.

Read more from the Fair City News.