SATIRE: Experts recommend making failures more manageable

A group of experts reported this week that those who are overwhelmed with the notion of becoming a disastrous failure should approach crippling setbacks with a series of smaller, more manageable missteps, The Onion reports.

Minor flubs and little, seemingly harmless errors can add up quickly to create a major catastrophe, according to the experts.

An enormous, embarrassing event can be pieced together with a string of digestible, thoughtless actions. The experts added that those on a path to humiliating ruin should occasionally take time to reflect and mentally abuse themselves about their choices.  

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