SATIRE: Brian Willams retreats to reflect on nature of truth

NBC Nightly News anchor Brian Williams has ventured into the sacred mountains of Tibet to quietly meditate on the fickle nature of truth in the wake of his six-month suspension for false claims of riding in a U.S. military helicopter downed by Iraqi rocket fire.

According to The Onion, Williams said truth is in many ways the one universal constant to indisputably conform to reality, but the anchor questioned whether humans could really be objective in their understanding and application of the concept.

Bearded and unkempt, Williams questioned whether truth was absolute; whether reality was absolute or if they were mere subjective constructs. As of press time, Williams had reportedly found his own truth in nature and resigned from NBC.

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