Free-range chicken criticism stands

I want to tell you that I've been put in my place. Some readers have not been the least bit shy in telling me just how low I am. How low? I'm lower than whale poo, and that's on the bottom of the ocean. Now, that's low.

I guess I hit a raw nerve among these readers. No, that's not right. I don't guess I hit a raw nerve, I hit that nerve, and I hit it head on.

I know, I know. Most Rusty Saber readers always agree with me. Why, they hang on my every word, waiting to form opinions on any given subject until I have spoken. (I'm hallucinating, don't bother to correct me.)

You may wonder, who are these malcontents so vocal in their chastisement of me? Well, they aren't law-suit-prone civil libertarians or the politically correct police